My Halloween Costume Idea or A Typical Email with Julie

Lori: Maybe I will be an ass.
Julie: How would you dress up as an ass.
Lori: I could be a donkey and then carry around a hole.
Julie: LMAO. Pun intended. Where are you going to get a hole?
Lori: That's the problem, holes usually aren't just "isolated holes."
Julie: I like the idea of "isolated holes," tho.
Lori: But how could you do it artistically?
Julie: A little round piece of black construction paper, perhaps? It's Halloween. It doesn't have to be artistic. However, my guess would be sew a velvet pouch and either sew it or glue it to a round wire. Kind of like a butterfly net, but with black velvet. Voila, hole.
Lori: And carry the hole! Nice.
Julie: Dude. I'm good.

The End