Deep Thoughts

#1. Why do the flyer passer-outers insist on handing out lunch and dinner menus when you are busting your ass trying to get to work? I feel that they shouldn't be allowed to start until at least noon.

#2. When you are standing waiting for an elevator and someone comes up and pushes the up/down button...why? Do you think I am standing here for my health? Why don't you trust me?