Is Everyone Retarded?

Yes.

I actually came into the office in a good mood. Five minutes later: I am told that I cannot have my hand surgery for six months because it is considered a pre-existing condition and will not be covered. One of the big perks of getting this job was the benefits...I go to fill a prescription for a muscle relaxer today and they want $100. I tell them to keep it. So if I could afford to pay the 1 billion dollar deductable on everything....who needs the f'in insurance-just pay out-of-pocket!! My appeal will be this: A crazy crack-addict robbed me and tried to cut my hand off, can you make an exception? I am sure the answer will be "No." God Bless America.

Ten minutes later: For the past few weeks I have been trying to apply for a grant online. Except it won't let me save and proceed...when I try to do so it says, "No Data Found." The smart people at Verizon are saying that they have opened my account and can do it just fine. Well, good for them cause I can't. Just finished by 456 email to them.

2 hours later: Go to pick up a postcard mailer from Sir Speedy. Not ready. Come back. They look like shit and nothing is centered. They suddenly need us to send it a certain way, I get attitude from someone in my office, go back to Sir Dickheads, explain to the morons that it has to be centered and that they have probably down this same card for a different show about 120 times before.

I have a headache. Happy Monday.

I do get to go to an AMC screening tonight of one of their new shows and then off to see a screening of, "The Producer's." Fun is in sight.