My Inner Monkey: Oh, To Be A SuperHero....

My Inner Monkey

a safari

name: Lori Gardner
birthday: 6-23
hometown: Dayton, OH
where I live now: NYC
eye color: green
haircolor: Naturally? No clue.

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movie:The 40 Year Old Virgin
band/artist: Santana
food: Kraft Mac 'N Cheese
show: The Simpsons
place: New York City
book: Running With Scissors
color: green
animal: squirrel monkey

"Work" Work: Citigroup Administrative Assistant
Theatre Work: Extended run of My Deah has ended; Begin working on re-writes of my play, BOB
Reading: Runaway
Watching: Project Runway, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, The Simpsons
Haircolor (at the moment): red/auburn

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This About Sums it Up....

God's Daughter and the Boston Red Sox

Go Sox!

GET TO WORK!

"There is energy around me exit hole." -- (ALI G)

"I think you should consider hibernation. If it's good enough for bears, it's good enough for you." -- (JULIE HEGNER to ME)

"If you would be singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you." -- (SIMON on AMERICAN IDOL)

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." -- (DAVE BARRY)

"I think we agree, the past is over." -- (GEORGE W. on his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000)

"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!" --(REGINA TO GRETCHEN in "Mean Girls")

"Why don't more things talk?" -- (JULIE HEGNER in an email conversation with me about the musical, "Caroline, or Change")

"If the phone doesn't ring, it's me." -- (MY DADDY in the country)
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