High on Cold Medicine and Monkeys

I do believe that monkeys, by looking at one, or just plan acting like one can give you the feeling of being high. The question my friend, Julie and I would like to ponder today is: Are monkeys efficient? See banter below:

JULIE: I'm high on Tylenol cold. Last night was sudafed. It makes me sleepy. Now I'm in high, loopy, goofy mode. I could be a monkey sitting here. A monkey could get this much work done.
LORI: So are you saying that you aren't getting work done? Or that you are being efficient like a monkey?....
JULIE: Are monkeys efficient? I never noticed this before. I am not getting work done.
LORI: They seem efficient when they are getting bugs off each other's head.
JULIE: Point taken. Monkeys are efficient when it comes to grooming and bug picking.

And so on...

Yes, Julie and I are both high on cold medicine right now. Which is ironic and not to mention highlighted with elements of seredipity considering the monkey conversation...Which stemed from being high on cold medicine. You get the idea. The two main problems are this: Julie is running like a fountain and my back and neck are tighter than...well, they are just tight. I don't know what I do at night when I am sleeping. Perhaps rock climbing, or mud wrestling with Puff Daddy. I just don't know. Anyway, survival is key here. My belief is we will make it, Julie and I. I'll leave you with Julie's new rendition of an old favorite:


Rudolph the red nosed monkey...had a very shiny nose! And if you ever saw it, you would know all it does is blows. All of the other monkeys, used to laugh and call him names...they never let poor Rudolph, join in any hot monkey sex.