Tennis Anyone?

I was 10 feet away from Agassi. And as if that wasn't enough, shortly there after I was 10 feet away from, Roddick. So so so so so very HOT. He was warming up with his coach, who is also hot. It is very interesting...pretty much every guy that plays tennis is decent looking, but why is it that a Russian named, "Anna" who has never won a major tournament gets massive amounts of endorsements and therefore a shitload of money? Because she is cute. 9 out of 10 women tennis players put the UG in UGLY. It's just a fact. We were watching the junior girls doubles as they pounded balls back and forth so hard you could barely keep you're eye on it! They were amazing and like 14. It made me a bit nostalgic thinking about the good ole days when I played tennis in high school. And silly me, I gave it up to have a lucrative life in the theatre. Go me. I coulda been a contendah.